10 Reasons Why You Should Not Have A Bath

1. It takes away your smell.
"smelly cat; smelly cat, what are they feeding you"

2. You will get dirty again.
lions don't have a bath

3. Save water , bathe once a year.
save mother earth

4. You will get more space on public transport.
move it.

5. You may get free food and some change for the bus.
yeay

 

6. Your boss will give you leaves just to have a bath, what a cool excuse.
yeay yeay

7. The local dogs will love you.
because they think you are a trash can

8. Its too much work , the whole ritual of having a bath, you are too busy for all this

9. Your relatives wont recognize you after some time so you can hangout anywhere with your girlfriend.

if you still have one that is

10. Its too complicated.
whats a bathroom? how do you use this rotating thing. arrgh this is rocket science