10 Reasons Why a Tree Is The Best Girlfriend.

1. It wont ask you if it looks fat. 
Even if you call it fat it wont matter.

2. It is in love with a different kind of green.
Call it yellow green blue, it does not care.

3. It doesn't have eyes so it wont get to know if you are cheating on it.
It can have eyes if you put them on it.

4.  All it needs is water.
And mud of course.

5. It wont ask you to stop smoking, in fact it will probably be happier.
Because its always happy.

6. It wont have dramas.
or PMS to be precise 

7. You don't need a fancy car to impress it.
Just a shovel is enough. 

8. Your parents wont mind it.
No inter caste bull crap

9. You wont have to meet its family.
Or just take some leaves of it with you.

10. If its a fine tree you can probably use it on Christmas.
And also use it for bonfire.