How to Join The Illuminati In 10 Points

1) Become anonymous.
Its easy just change your name to anonymous.

2) You should be good in maths so you know what's a triangle and what isn't. 

We don't really accept dumb people or blonde girls. 

4) Yes we skipped the third point and you did not notice.

You are proved dumb and you should close the window now. if you did not read the further points.

5) Become a grammar nazi and annoy people.

Yes we annoy people and correct their English. 

6) Download the illuminati Music and set it as your ringtone.

Yes we do have a music theme and you might have seen them in our videos.

7) Kill the batman.

Only 20% people succeed in doing this.

8) Shove a Triangle up your butt.

Yes this certainly helps. 

9) Eat a carrot while reading  lyrics to a Skrillex song dancing the macarena half naked in the beach at 11:30 ON a Friday the 13 with Darth Vader.
Don't try this without parental guide. 

10) No one can really know you're a part of it so you can just claim Yourself to be a part of it but tell no one about it. 

You can also call yourself a genius this way.

PLEASE NOTE: These are the sarcastic ways and we are not linked to the illuminati or maybe we are.