10 Reasons How You Don't Have To Work

1. It Consumes your Energy:
Energy is very important, and when you spend energy you need to eat, eating takes money, which is earnt by working, so no spending energy, no need to work. Its really that simple.

2. If you can do it, someone else can do it:
Its probably not that tough to do, you should give everyone opportunities

3. Your Astrologer told you so.
step 1: visit an awesome astrologer
step 2: ask him to tell you that you will inherit a kingdom in 2 years
step 3. stop all work and focus on making an army

4. Spread the Zombie Apocalypse Rumour:
Zombies dont work, they just eat. You are probably a zombie by now.

5. Hibernate
Whats better than sleep? And well dream too

6.  Marry someone rich
You have to be incredibly sexy for this. Focus on being sexy from now on.

7. Plan to take over the world:
When you become the Ruler of the planet, no one will dare to ask you to work

8. Become a Dog:
Or even better, a Gold Fish

9. Get shipwrecked:
Get lost on a deserted island and live like a free soul

10. Take a holiday
That lasts a year, maybe 2..make it 20 maybe?