10 Facts On Mickey Mouse

1) Mickey was never a thug.

From 1928 till now he has never done a crime or acted as a thug. 

2) Mickey is not a part of the illuminati. 

From years of research it has finally been proved mickey is not a part of the illuminati.

3) Mickey is not a human being. 

After 90 years of scientists researching about mouse pee they found out Mickey mouse is actually a mouse.

4) Minnie wasn't a whore.

Some people in the US claimed Minnie to be a whore which was totally false. It was a rumor spread by the fashion industry to stop girls from wearing dresses with polka dots.

5) Mickey was not voiced by Morgan Freeman.

He was definitely voiced by Bill Gates.

6) Minnie Mouse wasn't the mother of Mickey Mouse.

Yes we know it came as a surprise to all, but, she wasn't really his mother.

7) Donald Duck has no private parts.

Not even.

8) Mickey Mouse wanted to became a rapper when he grew up.

But for the last 80 years he hasn't grown but he managed to make the rap song- Mickey Mouse Club House.

9)  Mickey Mouse Club House isn't really a club.

yup no dancers music or shit.

10) Mickey Mouse isn't real.

A lot of people tried to find mickey mouse but could not. He even escaped the mouse traps and even the cats couldn't find him.