10 Habits Of Every Indian Mummy
10 habits of every Indian Mummy 1. Telling the wrong time every morning "Beta 6.30 hogye utth jaa" "Kya mummy abh...
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10 habits of every Indian Mummy
1. Telling the wrong time every morning
"Beta 6.30 hogye utth jaa"
"Kya mummy abhi 20 min hain"
"Beta teri bus miss hogi fir mat kehna k mummy uthaaya kyun nhi"
2. Putting clothes to dry INSIDE the house
Come winters/monsoons/ a drizzle, and your drawing room is suddenly a dhobi ghat with you living in the constant fear that if some guest comes then they may see your chaddis drying on the sofa
3. Putting things in "Safe" places
"Mummy meri ghadi/wallet/woh paper kahan hai?"
"Beta jahan hona chahiye usse"
the eternal question-what is Jahan?
4. Telling you to get 140 things from the market when all you had to get was a pen
"Acha beta woh bhi lete aana"
5. Making your favourite dish enough for the entire neighbourhood
"Arre itni saari kheer kaun khaayega"
"Beta tum mat khaana, 2 din me dekhna yeh khatam ho jaani hai"
6. Playing Bhajans in the morning
You know its 7.30 when your mother's phone is playing her favourite pooja playlist when all you want is sleep
7. Blaming everything on your phone
"Padta/khaata/sota nhi phone ke kaaran"
8. "Ek thappad padega na sab theek ho jaayega" to every absurd request you make
9. "Beta kuch kaam khudd bhi karlo" everytime you ask your sister to get you a glass of water, you really should get up now man.
10. Making sure you sleep before she does every night. No matter how late you may try to be awake, she will always be around checking on you every hour, asking you to sleep and doesnt sleep herself till she is sure that you have.
Ofcourse these are just a few things that make Indian mothers the best :)
1. Telling the wrong time every morning
"Beta 6.30 hogye utth jaa"
"Kya mummy abhi 20 min hain"
"Beta teri bus miss hogi fir mat kehna k mummy uthaaya kyun nhi"
2. Putting clothes to dry INSIDE the house
Come winters/monsoons/ a drizzle, and your drawing room is suddenly a dhobi ghat with you living in the constant fear that if some guest comes then they may see your chaddis drying on the sofa
3. Putting things in "Safe" places
"Mummy meri ghadi/wallet/woh paper kahan hai?"
"Beta jahan hona chahiye usse"
the eternal question-what is Jahan?
4. Telling you to get 140 things from the market when all you had to get was a pen
"Acha beta woh bhi lete aana"
5. Making your favourite dish enough for the entire neighbourhood
"Arre itni saari kheer kaun khaayega"
"Beta tum mat khaana, 2 din me dekhna yeh khatam ho jaani hai"
6. Playing Bhajans in the morning
You know its 7.30 when your mother's phone is playing her favourite pooja playlist when all you want is sleep
7. Blaming everything on your phone
"Padta/khaata/sota nhi phone ke kaaran"
8. "Ek thappad padega na sab theek ho jaayega" to every absurd request you make
9. "Beta kuch kaam khudd bhi karlo" everytime you ask your sister to get you a glass of water, you really should get up now man.
10. Making sure you sleep before she does every night. No matter how late you may try to be awake, she will always be around checking on you every hour, asking you to sleep and doesnt sleep herself till she is sure that you have.
Ofcourse these are just a few things that make Indian mothers the best :)